Celebrities I Can Do Without (in no particular order)
1) Eva Longoria: she started out as a hot tamale, a spicy little member of the Desperate Housewives troupe but has gone beyond tiresome with her ghetto antics. Tony Parker who? I think the alleged "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph" comment sums it up. Attention L'Oreal: the silk purse-sow's ear adage springs to mind. Cut your losses NOW. 
Note to Miss Thang: never NEVER leave home without a stylist
2) Katie Holmes: really don't need to hear about TomKat, deprogramming or L. Ron Hubbard�who has been dead for a zillion years (or maybe he was taken over by John Travolta?). It really boils down to: how the heck does she rate the roles she has gotten? She looks/talks/sounds exactly the same. Methinks the Stepford Wives aspect started long before Idiot One decided to ruin Oprah's couch. And don't even get me going on HIM. 
3) Anyone whose last name is Simpson, Spears, Ritchie or Hilton. Let's not even delve into this peroxide-laden, trash, trashy and trashier dearth of talent. 
'Nuff said.
4) O.M.G. If Jennifer Aniston appears in another article, TV show or mention in People magazine, I'm gonna have to hurt someone. WHO THE HELL CARES? When is America and the rest of world finally going to tire of the pity party thrown by this marginally attractive, minimally talented piece of fluff? And what is she without The Hair? Think Felicity (Kerry who?).
Dynamic Duo NOT: does the word "exploitation" (both ways) come to mind? C'mon now�if she picked someone pretty, he would be compared to Brad. This is not a factor with Vince. 
5) Star Jones Reynolds: there's no one in Tinsel Town skankier than someone who uses her own TV show (well, its not just hers) to hit up sponsors for wedding freebies not once but TWICE. Yes, she now wants to Oops! do it again because she looks so FINE due to her unexplained weight loss. According to Wikipedia, "...in December of that year, WE: Women's Entertainment named her the top Bridezilla of 2004". Wow�I just got validation! On the website www.amiannoying.com, she is currently listed as the 8th most annoying person in the world. 
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Man, that is one list I can totally agree with, except maybe I'd switch 1 and 3. Actually Paris Hilton is in a class by herself, beyond anything we could come up with, I'm sure...
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